when your friend curses in front of your parents
Our christmas tree is better than your christmas tree
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
a thor au where everything is the same except loki talks like mojo jojo